seriously, folks

I want to propose a Constitutional amendment saying that we can’t have a president who doesn’t believe in evolution.

None of this wishy washy “It’s just a theory!” nonsense that shows that you don’t have two fucking brain cells in your head. Read any five pages of a Richard Dawkins book, and if you still don’t understand that the mountains and mountains of scientific evidence show exactly what is happening, you are INELIGIBLE.

It’s fucking 2008, people. I don’t mind if you’re religious, a lot of people are, and that’s cool. None of us know what caused the big bang. But we sure as shit know what happened after it. Get on board.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/76155428@N00/

    Look at this guy’s chandeliers!
    Just happened to find them while price-checking the one I recently bought.

    -Amay

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