AAAAAHRN

If you really, really want to be my best friend in the whole wide world, and you live in Pittsburgh, you'll get me a case of Iron City for the Superbowl.

I'll pay for the case, and shipping, of course.

Hell, I don't even really watch football. But I'm going to a Superbowl party this year, and if I could show up with a case of Iron and represent my burgh, that would be glorious.

I checked the Iron City website and there's not a single distributor in California. Weak, I say. I need the AAHRN if I'm gonna watch the Stillers.

Panther Hollow Inn would be a glorious place to be for the bowl. But alas, it is not to be.

Yinz must hook me up.