can't afford the car, named her daughter Alexis

If anyone's looking for a good xmas gift for me, this would be a good one:

http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html





Yeah, it's a table. That turns into a home defense item. A SHIELD AND SWORD. I'm gonna take that with me on a plane, because I've heard that there's a high danger of Snakes on a Plane. Oh noeees!