late night AIM for your entertainment

(23:55:44) jerkysquid: I did some lapidary project in sixth grade.
(23:56:04) jerkysquid: A rock tumbler, some glue, and a pebble. Two weeks later I was the proud owner of a hideous brooch.
(23:56:39) Tobin00: man, i begged my parents for a rock tumbler for so long
(23:56:53) Tobin00: i was denied. just like with the snoopy snow cone maker.
(23:57:29) jerkysquid: I never asked for a rock tumbler. I saw one on Mr. Wizard's World and thought I had had my fill. The Snoopy Snowcone Machine, on the other hand, was the holy grail of kids culinary devices.
(23:57:51) jerkysquid: My next door neighbor had one. It was the highest possible effort to results ratio I had ever seen in a toy.
(23:58:33) Tobin00: hah
(23:59:08) Tobin00: i did end up getting my wish, kind of
(23:59:19) jerkysquid: yeah, but after realizing that a team of oxen couldn't turn that plastic crank, even kids give up and opt for a bomb pop.
(23:59:34) Tobin00: we moved to this house in florida that was apparently owned by some swinger, and he had a window out to the pool to pass drinks through
(23:59:38) Tobin00: and beside that window was an ice grinder
(23:59:47) Tobin00: hand powered, like a pencil sharpener
(23:59:52) jerkysquid: nice
(23:59:59) Tobin00: it churned out broken ice like crazy
(00:00:12) Tobin00: rusty and i used to eat it with maple syrup on it, cause we're retards
(00:00:37) jerkysquid: heheh.
(00:00:46) jerkysquid: I used to use coke.
(00:01:54) Tobin00: me too, but i stopped when they shut down studio 54
(00:02:11) jerkysquid: See, my heyday was when I was a pimp in Tokyo.
(00:02:23) jerkysquid: I used to do lines off of Japanese hookers' buttocks.
(00:02:34) Tobin00: see, i caught you in a lie!
(00:02:44) Tobin00: japanese women do not in fact have asses at all
(00:02:51) jerkysquid: Who said they were women?
(00:02:55) Tobin00: HAH