7.21.2005

thank you, Rixey

I read a lot of Livejournals, from old friends and random people I've found around the net. Most of them are insanely boring "Today was hot. I am bored. Comfort me because I am sad." bullshit. A few of them make me smile with either thought provoking statements or good mindless link propogation. A very small handful make me laugh out loud, and Rixey is one of those.

Today's review of the Mach 3 Turbo razor had me giggling at work.

"First off, I was impressed with the design. The black/gray and green colors, with the alien styling made it look like a new xbox peripheral. However, this also filled me with a bit of dread. We, as Americans, must never let the Japanese become aware of the Mach 3 Boogaloo razor. I'm afraid of what they'll develop. I don't want to live in a world where there's some console game that comes with a force-feedback razor controller, and you have to shave your privates in rhythm to a J-pop cover of Who Let the Dogs Out or a wide-eyed cartoon squid on the tv gets killed and put into a sushi roll and eaten by a green-haired schoolgirl with cat ears."

The whole thing is great. Find it here:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/inmostlight/359742.html

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