HEAD GOO

I just typed this to one of my buddies, but I figured I might as well just share with the WHOLE WIDE WORLD. Cause, you know. Screw it.

[01:11] Tobin00: i think i may have just been punked by whoever makes my hair bleach
[01:11] Tobin00: there's this "toner" you're supposed to put in after a month or so to make your hair white again
[01:11] Tobin00: and it's fucking JET BLACK
[01:11] Tobin00: and since i'm an idiot, i just figured what the hell, and put it on my head anyway
[01:12] Tobin00: so now my head is totally covered in a tingly black goo
[01:12] Tobin00: there's no freakin way this is going to make my hair whiter. somewhere, someone is laughing at me. my hair is going to be totally black and retarded.

Update for the curious:

It did nothing. At all. I hate those people so much.