an open letter

Dear Car Makers of the World-

Please, please bring back fins. Why can't I buy a car with fins anymore?

I want a big car with no top, and fins. Big fins, with tail lights on the very tip of them.

Stop making cars that look like faggy euro-trash. The new Mustang looks like they took an old Mustang from the glory days, and let a bunch of French cars gang rape it, and then sold the bastard offspring.

Even good old Cadillac sold out. No more boatlike monstrosities, just crappy little eurotrash looking bastards that blend in with the rest of the crap on the road.

Oh well. Here's proof that there is a god. And he hates you very, very much: