onion on jews

Man this article is hilarious. I never read the Onion anymore, because I think it got a lot less funny over time, but this one is a trip.

http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4118

I Can't Stand It When Jews Talk During Movies: some excerpts

Where did these people learn to whisper? An Israeli helicopter?

No wonder they wandered the desert for so many years—they can't even watch a Vin Diesel movie without getting lost.

That theater was as loud as an Elders of Zion meeting.