Japanese World History

I mentioned a few days ago that I really wanted to see what other countries wrote for world history.

Boy, did I find it. Check out this doozie of a history plaque, from Japan:



How did World War II happen, you ask? Well, the US was in a depression, so we made up a fake war to get ourselves out of it. We embargoed Japan to force them into war, and then... woo! Happy days!

I think we also dragged the Japanese over into China and forced them to rape and kill hundreds of thousands of Chinese, and then burn their towns.

We're such assholes.