leave my youth alone

I just had my ears sodomized.

Playing on the radio was a cover of Black by Pearl Jam, by Staind or Disturbed, or one of those other talentless hack alt-rock abortion bands that have swamped the airwaves in the last few years.

Can't you just leave that era alone? Ten still remains as one of the best, most honest rock albums of the 90's, before Eddie Vedder became some stoned loser, back when he was an angry, angry monkey, screaming and flailing about, and making fantastic music.

Do you really have to hold down the music of my adolescence, and just take a shit all over it, in your modern, whiny, overly-earnest singing voice? Go back to singing your overly literal songs about being an outsider, with your sixth grade vocabulary, and stop stealing from the small body of decent 90's rock.