NEW MONKEYS - RAP BATTLE

My buddy Ben is running an ongoing RAP BATTLE on his blog:

http://neumunki.squarespace.com/rap-battle

Somehow it was discovered by a bunch of children, so there are some crappy raps too, but a lot of them are real gems. See if you can spot my incredibly subtle alias.

So anyway, he and I started talking shit on AIM tonight, and out came the following epic RAP BATTLE:

neumunki: WACK
Tobin00: i'm about to drop my fist beats on your ass
neumunki: oh snap, i'll rap to it
neumunki: it'll be better than your lyrical jizzle
Tobin00: bitch please, it's better than that last mess you dropped
neumunki: what last mess did i drop? that was utilitarian rap, dude
neumunki: don't mess with this, or you'll get chewed like food
Tobin00: you're less of a challenge than that last zit i popped
neumunki: dude, when you rap, even green lights be yellin "stop"
neumunki: aww, my bad, don't tell my, your good lyrics are in the shop
Tobin00: whenever you speak, i want to call the lyrical cops
neumunki: dude, from this last verse we spit, your lines should be cropped
neumunki: while i drop mad jazzy violence like i was cowboy bebop
Tobin00: uhh... you make more useless noise than an engine from dunlop
neumunki: dude, that was weaker than a chuck norris karate chop
Tobin00: maybe you should go back to your real job, where you use a broom and mop
Tobin00: you think your shit is tight, but all the girlies know it's slop
neumunki: dude, that's straight up white, go back to twistin at the hop
neumunki: my rhymes drown you out, like heavy metal over doo wop
Tobin00: in 18th century vernacular, you're a frilly fop
neumunki: you're rhymes kick army reserve while mine be special ops
neumunki: dude, you suckin it more than chris fernatt on a traffic cop
Tobin00: last time you went on a date, you bought a real doll at a shop
neumunki: dude, i used shop already
neumunki: YOU LOSE
Tobin00: shit
neumunki: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
neumunki: I AM THE WINNER!