land speed record

I made it from San Diego to San Fran in seven hours today, in the middle of the biblical flood that's engulfing the southern half of the state. I think at one point I drove through a plague of locusts, and the rain seemed a bit red. And I can't seem to find my first born. Mmmm, road trips.

I can't type much more now, because I left the heat off in my apartment while I was gone, and it's about 40 degrees in here. Maybe I'll go sit in the shower till it warms up.