combine your fetishes for greater enjoyment

The reason I love the internet is that it always has the capability to astonish and surprise me.

For example, say that you have a food fetish, a suicide fetish, and a bathtub fetish. You might think that you're screwed, that you will never know pure enjoyment. Fear not, you scary, twisted bastard. I've got just the girl for you!

I think she could have just combined them, and gone ahead and put some cheetos in the blood tub. But what do I know?