bizzare beyond belief

So I was drinking some beers with my mom this weekend, and she said the following, I shit you not:

"My friends and I were talking last week, and none of us knew what 'bitch slap' meant. What does 'bitch slap' mean, Tobin?"

That's when my jaw dropped out of my head, and my brain stopped working for about three minutes.

Keep in mind that my mom is in her late fifties, and most of my friends say she reminds them of June Cleaver.

Since the gauntlet was thrown down, I couldn't back down. I had to do the motion with my hand, and explain that it came from what pimps did to their... women. I think I'll need years of therapy now.