YARRRRR, pimped out pooters, and Far Side

Allow me to start by saying that this man is the most stupendous badass that I've heard about for a long, long time. A fishing captain, seeing a 660 lb fish swimming toward his crew, dragged it ashore with his BARE HANDS AND KILLED IT WITH A KNIFE. God that's cool. At least everyone in this world isn't turning into a simpering pussy.

Also, fans of the Far Side will be pleased to hear that there's a two volume, 1250 page Far Side anthology coming out containing every single Far Side ever made, along with a lot of really cool extras from Larson.

Are you a nerd? Jealous of all those ghetto rides with the neon underneath? Well, cry no more, now you can get LED lit legs for your PC. I really wish my apartment was more stylish and my PC wasn't stuck under a desk so I could take advantage of all these cool addons they're making for cases.

Sure, the idea of storing something with blue lasers is cool, but I don't understand what the market is. You get a burner for $3300, and then the disks are $45 for 23 gigs. Just as a comparison out there, my DVD burner was about $250, and for $45, I can buy about 135 GB worth of storage space on *good* DVDs. Where is the market for this?

And, by the way, if you think that God wants you to go around carving Jesus's face into pumpkins, and making analogies between spooning pumpkin guts and christ dying on the cross, you're an idiot. Religious arts and crafts are so weird. "The supreme being that created all the universe and all matter that exists wants me to MAKE A CROSS OUT OF MACARONI! THAT IS HIS DIVINE WILL!"