random thought

Here's something I'd like to do.

I'd like to be in a bathroom with some people, take a piss, and then go to walk out the door. Someone says "Aren't you going to wash your hands?", and I respond with, "No, don't worry about it, I washed my dick really well this morning."

For some reason that really amuses me. I'm sure it has nothing to do with being at work all night.