Master of the back-handed compliment

This amused me, also. On talking about mortality with Kevin this evening, and he said this, which I'm not sure if it's a compliment or not, my friends comment on my forgetfulness and obliviousness so often that I have to assume that it's true:

freston0: You're Tobin. You can't die. I'm telling you, there's something so oblivious about you that it seems like you could quite possibly forget to die.

Damn you people, I remember SOME things. I just have different priorities than other people. Okay, well, most other people. Maybe all other people. I just happen to put a low priority on anniversaries, birthdays, my own clothing, remembering to eat, sleeping, and other things that don't seem very important.