Dark energy, the end of the world, and my future girlfriend Asia

Dark energy confirmed. So now apparently we know that 70% of the universe is dark energy, and 20% is dark matter. But we have absolutely no idea what either one of those things are. That bugs the crap out of me. Apparently this is the first time that the effects of dark energy have been observationally confirmed.

This poor son of a bitch got fired from Microsoft for blogging a picture of them buying Macs. It wasn't on their machines or anything, he was on a third party site, but they fired him anyway.

This guy needs to be checked out for obsessive compulsive disorder.

Here's a funny shockwave movie about the end of the world. By the voiceover, I would say it's by the same guy who made that movie about the Mario Brothers that still cracks me up. Shiggidy SCHWA!

Nokia is making a phone with a fucking TV IN IT. I swear, my dream can't be that far off. For those who haven't heard my rant, my dream device has web browsing, email, chatting, text messaging, PDA, GPS, qwerty keyboard, all in one. Soon, soon.

I love Asia Carrera so much. Seriously, a hot asian porn star, who happens to be a member of mensa, and runs a website where she posts pictures of herself fixing her computers, topless? What's better than that, really?

Don't walk away from your house in the woods. Someone might rob you. And steal the whole house.