Living like a rock star

Here I am in a Motel 6 in Laurel, Maryland. Laurel is known as the white trash capital of Maryland. I've got a six pack of Yuengling, which I can't get in California, and I'm eating dinner from a vending machine. Beer, Goldfish, and a candy bar. Oh, and it's 5am, and I have insomnia, as usual. There's nothing on TV but 9/11 programs. I hate TV without Tivo. As if we haven't had enough 9/11 programs in the last two years.

Although, in Ireland, they played Amazing Grace on a bagpipe, and all I could think of was when they shot Spock out of the Enterprise in that black torpedo, and Captain Kirk gave that heartfelt eulogy. I've been completely tainted by popular culture.

Oh wait, they're playing Cops on Fox. Maybe I'll see Laurel.