My mom

I got home tonight to find this on my AIM away window (in response to something I sent her earlier):

My mom: I believe it.... What's up for the weekend??
*** Auto-response sent to My Mom: How can you be so skinny and live so phat?
My mom: OOPSS!! Guess you're not on line??? Am I PHAT??

Sometimes she absolutely cracks me up. I love it, she chats like a japanese teenager.