Here's looking at you, kid

Ever wish that you could cremate your loved one, have their carbon removed from their ashes, and press it into a diamond that you can wear at all times? Of course you have. Luckily these people will help you.

http://www.lifegem.com/

Worry not, pet lovers. Beloved Fluffy can also be torched and turned into a tennis bracelet. This process can be used on animals as well as humans.

Here's a thought. You know those fucking weirdos that like to cut off parts of their bodies for pleasure? How about cutting off one of your fingers and making a diamond necklace out of it?