Technology orgasm

Alright. Right now, I'm in a big ass SUV, barreling down the road towards Las Vegas. I've got my faithful companions, and more technology than you could shake a geek dick at. A really big geek dick. We're heading to Defcon, and we're doing it in style.

You see, Gulkis has a cellular modem. Said cellular modem is connected to the internet. I am connected to Gulkis through wireless, thus I have net access. So you have two online nerds typing while driving at 90 MPH down I-5.

Add to this the fact that we have a GPS unit telling us exactly where to turn and how to get to Vegas, and we have an IPod playing music through our stereo, and you have a big nerd-a-thon. At the moment, Gulkis is online grabbing a copy of Viva Las Vegas by the King, so we can play it. I have my digital camera, and we could take live shots out the window, upload them, and give you blog readers a view of the desolation of I-5 south.

And tonight, after we check into the hotel, we're heading to Quark's bar to sexually molest some Klingons and consume a Warp Core Breach or two. Life is good when you're a geek.