guhhhhhh...

Wow, I just had a complete pathetic geek moment.

It's not entirely my fault, though, because I'm still confused as to exactly what happened.

I was wandering down the hallway to get coffee, and suddenly my brain stopped functioning, my jaw dropped, and my legs refused to move. Only in retrospect am I able to piece together the events that occured.

My office is full of mostly 40 year old chubby engineer men, wandering around in old free tshirts, making nerdy jokes, and drinking coffee. There are maybe 10% women in the office, all of them middle aged, all of them unattractive.

In our coffee nook was a 20-something goddess of a woman, almost as tall as I am, fit enough to be playing volleyball on a beach, and apparently dressed for it. She had a little athletic half shirt on that showed her belly, sandals, and I shit you not, little athletic shorts that were about five inches long, leaving the bottom of her ass cheeks sticking out. People at my work wouldn't DREAM of dressing like this. She was dressed like sex, pure and simple. Her entire body was covered with about the same amount of fabric that was used to make my socks and underwear.

I picked myself up off the floor and wandered back to my office, blinking the spots from my eyes. I still have no idea what just happened to me, or where that girl went or came from. Nothing makes sense anymore.