Insomnia in Nashville

This is why Dave Attell is the fucking man. I love this show. So far in the episode that I've watched:

Hanging out in a pool hall with a bunch of older guys, "Wow, I'm not used to playing on these tables, I'm used to waking up on them... with a bunch of college guys shooting their jizz on me."

Then he went to an adult bookstore, and forced the guy working there to fight him with a blowup doll. After that he tried out the job of "jizzmopper" by mopping the peep rooms. He also answered the phones for a while, and alternatively called people perverts and hung up on them, or sent them to Walmart for blow up sheep.

Next he went and hung out with some really sad LARPers, and asked them if being a vampire required you to have a fake accent.

The best part is when he's talking to boring people, so he just starts fucking around. He was talking to these two girls in a car who were being lame, so he just pulls out his pot belly and starts rubbing it until they drive away.

Now he's going around at 4am with a milk delivery guy, playing Mission Impossible and diving and rolling across people's lawns, leaving milk at their door. Dammit. I want to hang out with Dave.