Cat Masks

Okay, I don't even like cats, but this is freaking hilarious.

There's a site for buying these weird outfits for cats, like chickens and frogs and what not, and the Engrish on the site is stellar.

Here's a little taste for you:

"If it finishes taking a photograph, you will make it remove clothes from a cat immediately. You will say then, without forgetting the language of gratitude to a cat. "-- be flooded -- a way -- good -- having done one's best -- ! -- "

What?

http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/