Thanks to Gulkis for finding these, I have the pleasure of showing you some upcoming INSANITY on cell phones.

First we have Splinter Cell for the cell phone:

http://www.infosyncworld.com/news/n/3203.html

That's just freaking nuts. My phone has java games enabled, and I stopped playing them pretty quickly because a phone pad is NOT A GOOD USER INTERFACE. My phone has about a billion cool little net and java-enabled doohickeys built in. I played with them for about a month after getting it, and then stopped, because it's just not enjoyable. Yet, they keep rolling out more and more crap on these phones. I swear to god, soon you'll be able to plug a keyboard into your phone. You probably already can.

Speaking of crazy, here's another one:

http://www.infosync.no/news/newsbits/show.php?id=2717

Everquest on a goddamn phone! Anyone who has seen or played this game knows that it needs a shitload of keyboard interaction, and even though this is going to be a neutered phone version, I don't know how well it's going to play. I already have serious doubts about the PS2 version they're rolling out, because FPS adventure games are crap on consoles. Maybe I've just been brainwashed by playing them on PC first, but I can't stand that type of interface with a controller, much less a PHONE.