If any of you haven't seen this site yet, you have to go read it. It's not new, it's been around for a long time, but I just went back today after not seeing it for a while, and it's still hilarious. He even has a bunch of new fake CNN articles about a lawsuit he was "involved" in.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

It's about ninjas, and how they're totally sweet. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.