Here's something I never expected to hear.

I caught on the radio today that there's a woman somewhere on the east coast who is taking a company to court for worker's compensation for her wrists. She's hurt them from repetitive stress. What from, you ask? Well, she works at a phone sex line, and she regularly masturbates on the phone for her customers.

On one hand, you have to give this woman props for realism. On the other hand, no guy is going to be able to tell if you're faking that orgasm on the phone. Even still, worker's comp for masturbator's wrist has got to be a new one.