God, Jon Stewart rocks my world. Today on the Daily Show, he played a clip where newspeople are interviewing the sister of that big Al Qaeda guy we caught, and she's complaining about his horrible mistreatment, like not being able to wear his slippers, so he might get sick. Here's Jon:

"And if you can believe this, there was probably more brutality than the stretched t-shirt and lack of slippers! The raiders left a scene of utter devistation in their wake, breaking not one but TWO doorknobs in their draconian effort to arrest one of the most dangerous men of all time! The wretched display of American imperalism has already prompted a new book by Noam Chomsky called 'Knock Knock: America's Secret War on Doorknobs'. It's available wherever books that make people think they look smart are sold"